bad dragon age jokes 3
spicyshimmy: a warden walks into the deep roads and doesn’t walk out again
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
we grew up believing no one would ever fall in love with us that we’d be...– Shane Koyczan (via hellotiptoe)
lol-sobbing: *thinks about the future for three seconds* *has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*